You have a job, and that's to pay the remainder of my student loans! Think you can handle that, loser? You're too pathetic to have that money just laying around, so why don't you start making payments weekly, with interest of course, or pay them all upfront like a good little pathetic pay pig. You deserve to give hot girls like me money, and you don't deserve anything in return except for the fact that you'll actually feel worth something. The only real worth you have is your wallet and what you can offer, so go ahead and offer all of it to me! Make me debt free and you full of it. Just like you deserve.